quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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