Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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