mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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