yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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