why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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