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The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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