Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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