ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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