If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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