i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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