so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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