Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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