? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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