Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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