The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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