So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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