Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
