Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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