Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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