the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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