I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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