No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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