You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Who put my cat in the fridge?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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