you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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