i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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