i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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