You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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