we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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