I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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