No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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