You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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