protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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