You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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