I wanna bring you to show and tell
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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