her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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