Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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