I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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