Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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