my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
These tits shall not be calmed
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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