in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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