in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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