I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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