sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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