You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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