You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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