Im at strip club and am horny
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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