guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Are my feet made of real feet?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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