I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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