I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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