I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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