It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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