Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Holy sore nipples Batman
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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