come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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