Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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