his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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